"Since the departure of Tinky Winky, they just aren't taking any risks, and have become stale, living off past glories and tubby custard. Fat tubs of shite that they are.", stuartm@dcs.ed.ac.uk

Those words of wisdom - and the endless emails we've received demanding that the 'Tubbies be delivered a firm tubby-punch - have not fallen on deaf ears.

So lamp those lumps o'lard at will!