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We get all sorts of strange nominations, but some are just so odd that we felt they deserved a section of their own. Here's a selection. Perhaps some of you might know what they're going on about?! (all posts are unedited) the fat purple blob thing from ABC That mother-fucken three arsed fagget, if it walked up to my door i'd scoop one of his eyes out with a spoon. i think he likes cream and assorted biscuits he is scared of his face and he sucks eggs. your mom bob Jigglebpx@hotmail.com Brittany Spears She is a horrible singer who dresses like a slot!! berly43@hotmail.com Anne McKevit She illegally dyed red hair and a voice to match w.robertson@ukonline.co.uk The Spice Girls They just plain Fucking suck! You wanna know they real reason Ginger, Gerri, or whatever her name is left. The others are all lesbian lovers and were having an orgy without her. She got jealous, cuz they were doing it behind her back, and she wanted to join their orgy, and they wouldn't let her. So she was the odd one out and got jealous, had a hissy fit and left. THEY ARE ALL STUPIDFAKE BITCHES! vivianne@mediaone.net Ricky Martin He thinks he's cool because he had a song that Jamacan people like KevyBaby44@hotmail.com chris evans a ginger pratthe's steph@diamond15.fsnet.co.uk Weird Al yankovic reason=He is a stupid, high voiced dick face who eats his mum's fanny kippers Paul Eastwood paul@musiclab.co.uk The ugly face of Prince William he is ugly he is a prince , so everyone has to like his ugly hinus he is over rated he has the ugliest dad he looks like Fox Mulder he has a pig for a brother Ellen Paxton paxton@accglobal.net teletubbies they are very hard marc marc@madresol.net leonardo decaprio he is a jerk and a putts ttrily@ix.netcom.com jimmy hill jimmy hill should burn in hell because he is a racist bastard.He's gay he's bent his head is paying the rent.he's a poof.So give him a slap for Scotland LISASTEWART@compuserve.com tinkiwinki Because he is a asshole from hell And he is a fucking dick head.And he is a big gay ass krispy kreme dounut. Carla Allison carla.allison@mail.rowan.k12.nc.us Billy Gate$ My computer is a good reason his father was a snowblower and his mother smelt of elderberries siczen@hotmail.com Barbie Because her compretials really suck and so does her self. magic_SAB@yahoo.com madonna she pussy got a gold whchong@pc.jaring.my Julian Lennon cause he's so fucking gay it's not funny. He sits around sucking his dick and fucking his cat all day, which stops him form actually singing WELL! If ever there was a wanker it would be him! jamesp@arach.net.au Metallica They are gays son of the bith and faget harango@ticsanet.net Jon Bon Jovi She's a shit !! Gleizer Freitas - gleizer@hotmail.com Geri Halliwell Because that cow won't show her vagina wide open on the net! bruce.hargrave@mail1-gui.server.ntli.net leonardo di caprio The mother fucking tit sucking two balled bitch when ever I see him my fucking balls itch I want to punch his small head DAVID newhousr@idirect.com LEO DI CAPRIooooooo!!!!!!! he's a proutman.he sucks!!!!!!!Fuck him!!!!!!!!I want to break his fucking teeth!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARIE-CLAUDE HILLON famille.HILLON@wanadoo.fr Monica 'big gulp' Lewinski Her favorite birds are pecocks and swallows Nils ralf@ibm.net Eddie Murphy He's a shovanistic pig and very sexiest too. Margaret Hirst choco@mondenet.com Maryiln Manson He worships satin. What more is there to say? Lt. Carl Reed ltcwreed@email.msn.com Prinz Charles i hate you because you killed and your girl- friend Camilla Parker Bawles Princess Diana s2@scout.at Marilyn Manson he's a stupid bad ass mother fucker bitch who fucking sucks and is a fucking faggot 'cause he fucking sucks his fucking dick and drinks cunt galagher@bitstorm.net Marolan Manson siupid. Parkers ghostrider@linknet.net Elvis Presley and his crossdressers Hes a jurk that cant sing Roderick.Eatock@ozemail.com.au Bill Clinten He Can Die peanut3@mail.tds.net backstreet boys they are fags that lick eachothers milimeter monsters and peanuts Belle27@aol.com NATALIE IMBRUGLIA SHE'S A NASTY HOE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DIEING DOG WHEN SHE SINGS!AND SHE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO FIX HER DAMN LIPS BEFORE THEY GET 'TORN' QFF!!! JULIE bird@lor.net lan hislop everybudy fuck to madonna 031234321@doar.net

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