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We get all sorts of strange nominations, but some are just so odd that we felt they deserved a section of their own. Here's a selection. Perhaps some of you might know what they're going on about?! (all posts are unedited)

the fat purple blob thing from ABC
That mother-fucken three arsed fagget, if it walked up to my door i'd scoop one of his eyes out with a spoon. i think he likes cream and assorted biscuits he is scared of his face and he sucks eggs. your mom
bob [email protected]


Brittany Spears
She is a horrible singer who dresses like a slot!!
[email protected]

Anne McKevit
She illegally dyed red hair and a voice to match
[email protected]

The Spice Girls
They just plain Fucking suck! You wanna know they real reason Ginger, Gerri, or whatever her name is left. The others are all lesbian lovers and were having an orgy without her. She got jealous, cuz they were doing it behind her back, and she wanted to join their orgy, and they wouldn't let her. So she was the odd one out and got jealous, had a hissy fit and left. THEY ARE ALL STUPIDFAKE BITCHES!
[email protected]

Ricky Martin
He thinks he's cool because he had a song that Jamacan people like
[email protected]

chris evans
a ginger pratthe's
[email protected]

Weird Al yankovic
reason=He is a stupid, high voiced dick face who eats his mum's fanny kippers
Paul Eastwood [email protected]

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The ugly face of Prince William
he is ugly
he is a prince , so everyone has to like
his ugly hinus
he is over rated
he has the ugliest dad
he looks like Fox Mulder
he has a pig for a brother
Ellen Paxton
[email protected]

teletubbies
they are very hard
marc [email protected]

leonardo decaprio
he is a jerk and a putts
[email protected]

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jimmy hill
jimmy hill should burn in hell because he is a racist bastard.He's gay he's bent his head is paying the rent.he's a poof.So give him a slap for Scotland [email protected]

tinkiwinki
Because he is a asshole from hell And he is a fucking dick head.And he is a big gay ass krispy kreme dounut.
Carla Allison [email protected]

Billy Gate$
My computer is a good reason his father was a snowblower and his mother smelt of elderberries
[email protected]

Barbie
Because her compretials really suck and so does her self.
[email protected]

madonna
she pussy got a gold
[email protected]

Julian Lennon
cause he's so fucking gay it's not funny. He sits around sucking his dick and fucking his cat all day, which stops him form actually singing WELL! If ever there was a wanker it would be him!
[email protected]

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Metallica
They are gays son of the bith and faget
[email protected]

Jon Bon Jovi
She's a shit !!
Gleizer Freitas - [email protected]

Geri Halliwell
Because that cow won't show her vagina wide open on the net!
[email protected]

leonardo di caprio
The mother fucking tit sucking two balled bitch when ever I see him my fucking balls itch I want to punch his small head
DAVID [email protected]

LEO DI CAPRIooooooo!!!!!!!
he's a proutman.he sucks!!!!!!!Fuck him!!!!!!!!I want to break his fucking teeth!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIE-CLAUDE HILLON [email protected]


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Monica 'big gulp' Lewinski
Her favorite birds are pecocks and swallows
Nils [email protected]

Eddie Murphy
He's a shovanistic pig and very sexiest too.
Margaret Hirst [email protected]

Maryiln Manson
He worships satin. What more is there to say?
Lt. Carl Reed [email protected]

Prinz Charles
i hate you because you killed and your girl- friend Camilla Parker Bawles Princess Diana
[email protected]

Marilyn Manson
he's a stupid bad ass mother fucker bitch who fucking sucks and is a fucking faggot 'cause he fucking sucks his fucking dick and drinks cunt
[email protected]


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Marolan Manson
siupid. Parkers
[email protected]

Elvis Presley and his crossdressers
Hes a jurk that cant sing
[email protected]

Bill Clinten
He Can Die
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backstreet boys
they are fags that lick eachothers milimeter monsters and peanuts
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NATALIE IMBRUGLIA
SHE'S A NASTY HOE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DIEING DOG WHEN SHE SINGS!AND SHE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO FIX HER DAMN LIPS BEFORE THEY GET 'TORN' QFF!!!
JULIE [email protected]

lan hislop
everybudy fuck to madonna
[email protected]
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