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warp 'em! Jamie Oliver 
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Instructions:
Pick your tool and drag your mouse around the image.

top warping tip!
See if you can warp the toff's head into the shape of a penis!

applet by QuanCex

Get back in the kitchen, fucking 'celebrity' chef!

Leave it aht, guv'nor! Strike a light, mate!

Yep, it's our favourite Dick Van Dyke, cash-raking, fake Cockney toff, Oliver, all ready for a good warping!

Sort him out!


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