"Since the departure of Tinky Winky, they just aren't taking any risks, and have become stale, living off past glories and tubby custard. Fat tubs of shite that they are.", [email protected]

Those words of wisdom - and the endless emails we've received demanding that the 'Tubbies be delivered a firm tubby-punch - have not fallen on deaf ears.

So lamp those lumps o'lard at will!