Caption Competition: George Bush struts his funky stuff! This pitiful sight simply begs for a hilarious caption, but judging by the feeble offerings or our previous competitions, we're not holding out too much hope...

Previous comps: < Tony Blair < John Major

To submit your own 'side-splitting' caption, fill in the form below and we'll publish the funniest/weirdest/most rubbish. Eventually. Efforts so far: "why don't they leave those whales alone, they should get stuck into the fucken pandas. give them a fucken knock about...and there were plenty of trees when we were cutting em' down. fuck off. leave me alone. i'll have a large hawiian pizza and a foil wrapped in garlic-bread please mate" cheapladies "1,2,3,4...GET YOUR BODY ON THE FLOOR...OR IS IT 5,6,7,8...I DEMAND A RECCOUNT!!" glittershy "Hit the play button again Dad - I can't hold this much longer." Goose. "Is this how you misunderbate?" (Ed: ?!) belzub "play that funky music white supremacist boy!" Jamie "George Bush on the electric chair" Jamie "Lets nuke 'em!" BlackWolf "OK everybody! Do the Macarena!" skylighter "1 night only: George Bush sings 'Planet of the Apes'." Alex Wolff "you put your left hand in and you shake it all about wait! which one's my left?" cheryl "look at me china. look, look. now one more back chatting comment like that and i'll give you a what for!" Anyme "gee, if we go to war with those commie chinese, i guess i'd better learn karate..." toonboy "How can I shake your hand with it superglued to my chin????" "Ol' Dubya is really trying hard to stop sucking his thumb." Want more? View the John Major and Tony Blair Caption Archives. But don't expect too much there either.

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